HI, WINTER STORM GEORGE R.R. MARTIN!
Please don't treat us like the characters you write!
George R.R. Martin, author of the Game of Thrones books, is known for two things: Killing characters that you love, and procrastination. He keeps putting off finishing his next book, but the winter storm we're naming after him has not put off dumping mountains of snow on the area. Up to 13 inches of snow is expected to fall before the day is through, so it's taking no prisoners.
Enjoy the snow day, kids, and stay safe on those roads. Help your neighbors shovel, maybe finish reading the George R.R. Martin book you're working on, or finish writing the sixth book in your "A Song of Ice and Fire" series (this applies to George R.R. Martin only).