Monday, July 23, 2007

THREE YEARS: THE VINYL ANNIVERSARY






















O.k., admittedly ALL anniversaries are the vinyl anniversary in the Shuffle Function universe, but it still bears repeating. ANYWAY... this Friday, July 27th, the Shuffle Function Morning Show turns three years old. Three years of giving up the sleep for rock! Three years of trying to get airplay for bands that you'll never hear on commercial radio outlets! Three years of morning radio for people that hate morning radio!

This little show would not exist if not for you guys. Without your support, KMSU would not exist. As a thank you for all that you guys have given to this station, we've assembled some gift bags. Life Style Enhancers, we like to call them. We'll be giving one of these Life Style Enhancers away every half hour between six and eight a.m., but of course there is a catch.

To win one of these buggers you will need to sing the Shuffle Function Morning Show Theme LIVE on the air! Listen for the rooster crow, then be the first person to call us at 389-5678 or 1-800-456-7810. If you can sing the whole theme for us over the phone, then you win one of these sweet bags-o-fun!

http://www.suturesound.com/stwpt/tracks/0075_shuffle_function_theme.mp3

The above is a link to the theme song. Download it. Study it. Sing it.

Here are the lyrics:

0075. THEME FROM SHUFFLE FUNCTION

Your alarm clock goes off and it's way to early to get up.
I know you were out late or something, and should really hit the snooze,
'cause it's too early in the morning.
Boy, would another few minutes of sleep really do it!

Just sleep in today.
I'm sure you have some sick days left at work.
Tell them you've got the plague.
It works every time. Every time!
And I'll cover for you, 'cause I'm that kind of guy.

Well, no I'm not, but I listen to Shuffle Function
with Shyboy Tim and Shelley
(enemies of commercial radio).
Their show is almost as good as sleep.
It's pop music as pornography.

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Tell them your car broke down.
Tell them you're all snowed in.
Just get your sleep. Just get your sleep.
Tell them your car broke down.
Tell them you're all snowed in.
Just get your sleep,

or at least listen to Shuffle Function
with Shyboy Tim and Shelley
(two music geeks on the radio).
Their show is almost as good as sleep.
It's pop music as pornography.

So come listen to Shuffle Function
with Shyboy Tim and Shelley.
It's pop music as pornography.

Oh, Shuffle Function!

















READY? O.k.! Good luck, Music Geeks!


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