Wednesday, July 23, 2008

FOUR YEARS: THE VINYL ANNIVERSARY!

Yeah, so they're all the vinyl anniversary. You're dealing with music geeks here.

This coming Tuesday, July 29th, The Shuffle Function Morning Show turns four! Why, it seems like only yesterday we were starting off the show with constant proclamations about how tired we are, and how crazy the presidential election was. Guess what? It's the same damn thing four years later!

You know what else is the same? WE STILL GIVE AWAY STUFF TO CELEBRATE! We have once again assembled some super-sweet grab bags to give away to the lovely folks that are up so bloody early listening to us!

HOW DO YOU WIN?

Between the hours of six and eight a.m. we will be giving away one of these grab bags every half hour. Now, some shows would just do a "first caller" or trivia thing, but we're not going to give them up that easily. If you want to win one of these prized grab bags, you need to sing our theme song LIVE ON THE AIR! When we prompt you, the first caller to get through and sing the Shuffle Function Morning Show theme over the phone and across Southern Minnesota will be the big winner!

We've had some lovely performances over the years from you guys, so get the station number on speed dial and get ready to win!

Here's a link to THE THEME so you can study up and learn the lyrics. Scroll down the page to listen.

0075. THEME FROM SHUFFLE FUNCTION

Your alarm clock goes off and it's way to early to get up.
I know you were out late or something, and should really hit the snooze,
'cause it's too early in the morning.
Boy, would another few minutes of sleep really do it!

Just sleep in today.
I'm sure you have some sick days left at work.
Tell them you've got the plague.
It works every time. Every time!
And I'll cover for you, 'cause I'm that kind of guy.

Well, no I'm not, but I listen to Shuffle Function
with Shyboy Tim and Shelley
(enemies of commercial radio).
Their show is almost as good as sleep.
It's pop music as pornography.

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Tell them your car broke down.
Tell them you're all snowed in.
Just get your sleep. Just get your sleep.
Tell them your car broke down.
Tell them you're all snowed in.
Just get your sleep,

or at least listen to Shuffle Function
with Shyboy Tim and Shelley
(two music geeks on the radio).
Their show is almost as good as sleep.
It's pop music as pornography.

So come listen to Shuffle Function
with Shyboy Tim and Shelley.
It's pop music as pornography.

Oh, Shuffle Function!

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