We just named the hamster that runs the fancy new texting machine that KMSU got.
We decided that his name is MAN CAMP.
Every time you text KMSU at 389 - 5678, a light flashes in a little room in the basement of the Alumni Foundation Building. MAN CAMP is trained to jump on his hamster wheel and start spinning. Your text then pops out of the texting machine on a tiny piece of paper (similar to a fortune cookie) and is funneled to us via an elaborate tunnel system similar to the one in the film Brazil.
Keep MAN CAMP occupied, otherwise he just sits idly by collecting stamps and shooting hoops. Text KMSU at 389 - 5678.