Friday, October 21, 2016

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN BLOGPOST #21 - A Halloween Har Har Har


Oh - it's been a long week. But it's over now and I know two things: what the Grind-Fu Cake looks like and how much you are all going to flip your wigs when you see it. As I left work tonight Amber our cake artist extraordinaire said to me, "I have never made a cake like this one before". I can't wait for you all to see it tomorrow night at Grind-Fu Cinema. So... what to blog about tonight with my exhausted sleepy mind? How about some kid's Halloween jokes? A laugh is what we all need. So here we go!
Why don't angry witches like to ride their brooms?     They are afraid of flying off the handle.

Who won the beauty contest for Ms. Skeleton USA?    No body.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?    Dayscare Centers.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?   His ghoulfriend.

What do witches put on their hair?   Scare spray.


What kind of mistakes do spooky ghosts make?   Boo Boos.

Where do the ghosts meet to water ski?    Lake Erie

What happened to the guy who forgot to pay his exorcism bill?    He got repossessed.

What is the ratio of a pumpkin's circumfrence to it's diameter?    Pumpkin pie.

What can you find in a ghost's lunchbox?     A boo-logna sandwich.


How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern?    With a pumpkin patch.

Where do ghosts go to buy a postage stamp?   The ghost office.

What is a ghost's favorite party game?    Hide and go shriek.

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?      Spare ribs.

What kind of roads do ghosts like to haunt?     The dead ends.

Do you have a joke to share? Leave a comment or tell us tomorrow night at Grind-Fu Cinema!

Shelley





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